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True Story: I missed my last day of work

Yeah…it happened.

When this SHOULD have been happening:

 

It’s so ironic because much of my life I’ve been quite sick (“in the head” – I can hear my mom saying that in my mind…she’s always saying shit in my head. Damnit!).

Anyway, I missed my last day of work. I was stoked to resign, excited to take care of myself and my health, and of course in a hilarious very typical turn of events I ended up sick with a virus and viral vertigo.

Even if I wanted to drag my sorry useless ass into work I couldn’t physically drive to get my weak little body to work.

 

#CLASSICALEX

Plus, it rained all freakin’ week! Rain actually gives me headaches, no joke. I have my problems.

Also, when I have vertigo things get extra weird. My brain is already highly unusual as is, but to make matters worse I get oddly fixated on certain things and some things really freak me out. A great example is the Snuggles teddy bear. One question: WHY? It is so creepy! Does anyone else agree with me?! That bear is on some serious crack or something, I’m telling you. Of course that commercial was on ALL THE DAMN TIME and of course it was during the time I was in the worst throes of vertigo getting all emo and depressed — and then freaking out thanks to creepy weird snugglebear.

https://i1.wp.com/mouthtoears.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Snuggle-Bear.jpg

But really:

https://i0.wp.com/exquisitedeadguy.50megs.com/snuggle.gifWe know it’s up to something.

END OF TANGENT: And so, every day this week I have emailed my boss a one or two sentence statement that basically sums up to “still dying, hope to see you tomorrow!”. Let’s hope/pray that I actually can make it in tomorrow…time will tell!

 

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Alexandra Foran: Alexandra is an enthusiastic yoga instructor who enjoys sharing the gift of yoga and meditation with people of all ages. She is flexible and accommodating to all as she leads a practice from the heart. Extending warmth and love to all is a blessing for her. Yoga has personally helped her to heal and grow in profound ways. Yoga helps create balance and harmony; as someone who is highly intuitive, empathic, and a sensitive being she used to often be ill and regularly overextend herself -- she now seeks the peace that yoga can bring to her practice and life. As a poet, writer, musician and artist she infuses different aspects of the creative arts into her classes to create a higher vibration. During particular segments of her classes she uses guided imagery and live music. Alex plays upright bass, electric bass guitar, electric upright bass, violin, guitar, drums, rainmakers, baby harps, singing bowls, crystal bowls, recorders, and didgeridoo. Alexandra is a certified yoga instructor and a certified Reiki Master. To learn more about Alexandra and her services/offerings please go https://alexandraforan.com/services/

1 Comment

  1. Oh my word. I’m so sorry that you’ve had such a rough week. I know it is anything but a laughing matter but I loved this post so much. The cartoons and captions made me laugh at 6am, one of the best blogs I’ve ever read!

    I hope you’re better today and that you’re jumping through the office windows by 3pm! Classic Alex is my kinda girl!!

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